How to Make Asparagus (HIndie Style)

As you may know, I am trying out new foods. Specifically certain vegetables that I never really had before. This time, I tried asparagus.

The Art of the Choke

The other day, I became spontaneously curious towards artichokes. I've heard of them, and seen them around in grocery stores and what not, but I never eaten one. So, I took the liberty of purchasing a couple so I can attempt to eat one.